Life imitates porn

Adding credibility to BA's depiction of the Swiss Guard in their "Scandal in the Vatican II" epic, here's an honest-to-God [sic] real-life member of the papal patrol--one Gianandrea dellaForza from Val del Bosco, a village near Lugano, 27 years old and, needless to say, unmarried. So I ask you, folks: how would you like to be protected by such a dreamboat as this? And why hasn't BA signed him up already? [This is a media response to crazy4cock's recent video posting, "Kiss my...ring."]